TITLE/PROMPT: the wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead | goodbye | table #3
AUTHOR: of_dreamdust
WORD COUNT: ~1000
RATING: all
NOTES: Warning for pet death and the awful type of humor that only occurs when sleep deprived.
SUMMARY:
For the last time. No. You cannot perform an autopsy on Frodo.

( the wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead )